Received this from friend. For those can read Chinese. Enjoy. It is really funny. 
提醒您注意!!
牛年新年不能說的吉祥話
一、財源滾滾～裁員滾滾
二、招財進寶～遭裁禁飽
三、萬市如意～萬市如憶（股市萬點已成追憶 ,苦啊~）
四、心想事成～薪餉四成
五、鴻圖大展～紅屠大斬
六、財源廣進～裁員廣盡
p.s..還有請不要喝…仙草蜜～先炒..me
I got this funny Mr Bean stuffs from forwarded email. It is really funny. Enjoy… 
1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
Anyone want to give me a hug?
