Can Study continue STUDY
Can’t Study go to work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough having for daily ROTI
Go to work no wira but taken LRT
Colleagues formerly like FRIENDLY
Daily treated to drink KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say i’m LAZY.
Boss has no SYMPATHY
Working always must HURRY
Saying i not enough BUSY
Often asking me do OT
Midnite going back by TAXI
Taxi surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY
Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE
Boy/girl friend go STEADY
Serious and then get MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY
10 months later be DADDY
Wife at General Hospital birth a BABY
Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH semua JADI
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : I’m Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent!
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that is’nt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : I’m Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I don’t like your tone of voice Mr and I don’t care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already I’m Sori! I’m Sori!! I’m SORI!!! You didn’t even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I’m Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!
In memory of all those who love their bosses!
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead.
“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.”
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
“I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?”
He replied laughing, “I just love hearing it…“
Some Intel Centrino Duo adversitement to share. BTW, it is in Chinese.