One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health)
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre , he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.
As he can’t fish the bolts out , he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself , since there’s nothing much he can do;
he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said “can’t even fix such a simple problem…
no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver…”
Here’s what you can do , take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre.
Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones , easy as that”
The driver was very impressed and asked “You’re so smart but why are you here at the IMH?”
Patient replied: “Hello , I stay here because I’m crazy not STUPID!”
P/S – received this forwarded email. Oh my God, that crazy guy really creative. We should be as creative and innovative all the time.
Have you download the latest AMD display driver ~ ATI Catalyst Software Suite Version 9.3? No for me. AMD comes out a new ATI Catalyst Software Suite every month. And the naming conversion is based on year and month. For example, the current version 9.3, 9 == year and 3 == month. Normally, new features or performance improvement will be added on each display driver release. For ATI Catalyst Software Suite Version 9.3, the major feature is Windows 7 support and is a unified driver with Windows Vista. Besides, it also improves on Folding@Home (which I did not try at all for the moment). Windows Vista HDMI audio driver support
integrated into all ATI Catalyst 9.3 packages and new AMD Display Library (ADL) SDK. Finally, Lost Planet: Colonies gains up to 20% on 4800 series products.
Based on these features, I will skip this release. Looking forward for the next release that has 64 bit hardware support on ATI AVIVO Video Converter. Right now, it is still using CPU processing instead of GPU power. Luckily, I have a very powerful CPU ~ Intel Core2 Extreme quad-core processor QX9650.
11 Mar
Posted by Jayce as Software
Do you want to own a Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi sound card? Here is the chance that you have it without purchase a new Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi sound card and you can have the power of Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi. Gigabyte released new Realtek Azalia audio chip driver with Creative Utility that enables X-Fi crystallizer, X-Fi CMSS-3D, EAX ADVANCED HD4.0. This is a solution provided by Creative to enable premium audio quality, effects and features for PC systems equipped with only basic onboard audio like Gigabyte sound chip ~ Realtek ALC889A and ALC888. It is called Sound Blaster X-Fi MB solution.

05 Nov
Posted by Jayce as Software
HP Compaq Presario has a new series of notebooks after HP Compaq Presario C700 series Notebook PC that I have. As usual, HP Compaq does not provide Windows XP Driver for these Hp Compaq Presario CQ20, CQ40, CQ45, CQ50 series which are Presario CQ20-125TU, Presario CQ20-126TU, Presario CQ40-101TU, Presario CQ40-102TU, Presario CQ40-103TU, Presario CQ40-104TU, Presario CQ45-127TX, Presario CQ45-128TX, Presario CQ45-129TX, Presario CQ45-130TX, Presario CQ50-104AU, Presario CQ50-105AU, Presario CQ40-115AU, Presario CQ40-111AU, Presario CQ40-125AX, Presario CQ45-107AU, Presario CQ45-108AU…
I have Windows XP driver for C700 series at HP Compaq Presario C700 series Notebook PC Windows XP driver. However, I do not have HP Compaq Presario CQ20, CQ40, CQ45, CQ50 series Windows XP driver. So where can you download Compaq Presario CQ20, CQ40, CQ45, CQ50 series Windows XP Driver?
Lets me know if you manage to find some. I am willing to update the list here. Thanks.
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Thanks to jacklyh for the solution. Many thanks.
Here is the solution for HP Compaq Presario C778TU Notebook PC wireless button light is always red in colour issue.
Just follow below steps: