I got Apacer Audio Steno AU231 from Citibank as a free gift. It is a nice gadget. It is not only a MP3/WMA player but a SD/MMC card reader too. It has an expansion slot supports cards sizes up to 2 GB. The version I got was 512MB. Therefore, the expansion slot will be needed soon if I need to put a lot of MP3/WMA.

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6! I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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Yeah… Finally I got my Apacer Audio Steno AU231 512MB version. Why I got it? It is so simple. All I did is apply a Citibank Berhad credit card. That’s all. However, not all of you can get it, it is a special promotion. Don’t believe me, check out what Citibank Berhad gives on Citibank Berhad website.

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I do not want post this. I have been thinking of posting this but I changed my mind and give Smart Team some chances. But I am really disappointed with Smart Team hosting service. Jayce Ooi’s Paradise had been down for more than 5 times last few days. And the down time was more than 2 to 3 hours each time. They did not fulfill 99.8% server uptime and 99.9% network uptime. This is what the SLA stated. I am fine with system reboot during system maintain such as apply patches for better security or performance. But not like 3 hours.

Hey, Smart Team tech support! If you guys read this, remember this! I am an Information System Engineer in MNC. I managed more than 20 servers in my lab. None of them have more downtime than yours. Come on, you must detect the error before your customer tell you. What is 24/7 server monitoring mean? Why there is no reply when I call or email or even online chat? The server uptime never more than 2 weeks. System uptime is 2 Hours and 14 Minutes for the moment. Whenever I say I want a stable server, you ask me to change to yours priority server but all the features is the same except the price. So what is the meaning?? I wonder…

Sorry for all the rude words. I really cannot accept after more than 5 times server down in less than 2 week time frame. And forgive me also as the stock market did not perform well lately. (I will kill anybody if they make me angry. Yes, I mean it. ) Hmm… I am fine now after writing all of these down. OK…

By the way, I will keep everyone update on Smart Team server uptime statistic from time to time.

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Nuffnang’s community is bigger than Advertlets? Huh? Why I say so? See below traffic sources taken from Google Analytics on 15-8-2007. I posted comment on Nuffnang and Advertlets. Both of them are the first comment but Nuffnang has http://JayceOoi.com there. Maybe that make it refer more visitor to Jayce Ooi’s Paradise… I do not have any answer for that, do you?

Nuffnang brings me 48 people

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